Potholes in my Lawn by Science 451
- - - /7 - INTRO BY GLERC - USE JOYSTICK IN PORT 2! POTHOLES IN MY LAWN IS PRESENTED TO YOU BY NOVA, ODIN AND POLONUS! ALL OF THE MIGHTY SCIENCE 451! OR IT'S ALSO CALLED.. . DET HETER KORV ICKE P0LSE!! (THAT NAME WAS INVENTED BY UNIFIER OF CENSOR...) WELL, IN THIS PLACE THEY MADE ME SAY 'P0LSE'! OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T GET MY KORV!! OMEGA S. TOLD THE BITCH NOT TO GIVE ME ANY 'KORV' UNTIL I SAID 'P0LSE!' WELL, ENJOY THE SHOW!! LATER.... - - AXL$0W"LZX]W[ ]0LDIT - CREDITS FOR THIS PART: ; - EVERYBODY SAYING WHAT TO DO, 4 - WHEN SUCKER LUNATICS STARTS 5 - DIGGING AND CHEWING, < - THEY DONT KNOW THAT THE SOUL 4 - DONT GOES FOR THE.E - I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY, 8 - WHEN LAMERS AND SUCKERS 9 - ARE PRAYING IN MY GARDEN, 7 - THEY ALL WANNA SWAPP, ; - BUT TRY THIS ADD IF YOU 9 - LICK ON YOUR FINGER AND PUT IT IN PORT - ONE TO START AND STOP THE SCROLLER E - ZAPP! ZE MIGHTY WEIRDOS NUMERO UNO IS BACK ! - SCIENCE 451 WITH ANOTHER DEMOPART FOR THE BERGEN PARTY ! - YOU'D BETTER READ THE WHOLE SCROLLER COZ SUM REAL INTERESTING THINGS ARE COMIN' UP.D - THIS PART CODED BY ME ODIN, YOUR FAVOURITE GOD. UPPER LOGO BY STEVEN/LEVEL 99 (THANX ALOT PAL!), THE OTHER LOGO BY SPIRIT AND THESE CHARS BY GOLDEN GRAPHICS. MUSIC IS FROM 20CC. MOVE JOY FOR TRIANGLE FUN. I'M SO SAD I CANNOT GO TO BERGEN TOO BUT WATCH OUT FOR OUR REPRESENTATIVES : THE MUTANT EATER OF CAT INTESTINALS AND FATHER DYCP. THEY COULD BE FOUND ON THE NEAREST GARBAGE DUMP (DO NORWEGIANS THROW THEIR GARBAGE AWAY ?). ARE THEY FISHING PRAWN - ARE THERE POTHOLES IN MY LAWN ? THIS IS EN PROVRABATT FROM BEIJERS BYGG.H - 451 - THAT'S THE MAGIC NUMBER - SOME COME HERE TO SIT AND THINK - SOME COME HERE TO WONDER - I CAME HERE TO SHIT AND STINK - AND FART LIKE BLOODY THUNDER.F - S451 - WHEN NORMAL BAD BREATH DOESN'T HELP - (OLD JUNGLE PROVERB). I GUESS BERGEN THE CITY WILL REMEMBER THIS WEEK. BLOBBY TOLD ME WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO UP AND ARRANGE STUFF SO ORDER WILL RULE - YEAH - BUT IS THAT REALLY TRUE ? IF I KNOW MJ AND NOVA RIGHT MANY A 'BERS' WILL BE 'KLEMD' - I HAVE SPOKEN - HEED MY WORDS - FEEL BROKEN - YOU NERDS ! S451 - AS A PIECE OF RUBBER IN THE ARMPIT - (OLD JUNGLE PROVERB). YET AGAIN I HAVE GOT THIS NASTY SUMMER COLD I ALWAYS GET WHEN MANY A NASTY BLOB FALLS OUT FROM MY NOSE. ANYWAY ON THE 4TH OF JULY (FEEL PROUD U US GUYS) AM I GOING TO THE LAND OF NONSNAKES, MYTHS, ST PATRICK AND THOSE NASTY LITTLE REDHAIRED KIDS WHO ONLY PICK THEIR NOSES AND ROBS OLD FASHIONABLE GENTLEMEN LIKE MYSELF - I AM SPEAKING OF IRELAND. I'M GONE TEN DAYS BUT EXPECT A POSTCARD OR SOMETHING LIKE DAT YOU CONTACTS . - TIME FOR THE 'NOT SO FRIENDLY PART' OF THIS TEXT. AARON IF YOU COULD ONLY SHUT UP AND THINK A WHILE BEFORE YOU TALK EVERYONE - NOT AT LEAST YOURSELF - WOULD FEEL BETTER. WHY SLAGGING ON US ? WE MAKE OUR JOB AND IF FAIRLIGHT IS AHEAD OF US YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO FAIRLIGHT'S ADVANTAGE. ANYWAY I THINK IT'S REAL LAME TO STATE THAT 'WE ARE SWEDEN'S #1'. IF YOU ARE - BUT SORRY - PEOPLE SHOULD MAKE THEIR OWN OPINION ABOUT IT. DO YOU REALLY THINK SHOUTING 'WE ARE #1' RAISES YOUR STATUS ?? JUST MAKE YOUR JOB AND LET OTHER GUYS JUDGE YOU. THE OTHER FAIRLIGHTERS ARE OK THOUGH. G - S451 - FASTER THAN THE BUS BETWEEN KILAFORS AND LINGBO (OLD JUNGLE PROVERB) G - WHEN THE LIGHT HAS GONE OUT - AND THE LAND IS ASLEEP - SOME WEIRDOS SHOUT - 'WATCH OUT FOR THAT CREEP' - IT COMES FROM THE STARS - THE CTHULHU SPAWN - AND WHAT AN ARSE - IT MAKES POTHOLES IN MY LAWN .G - BELIEVE IT OR NOT HERE I SIT AFTER WATCHING THE OH HECK WHAT BORING FOOTBALL MATCH ITALY-UR - KUGUAY (2-0) HA ! I REVEALED IT ! THE RESULT I MEAN ! - TOTALLY SAD IS THE FACT THAT I AM JOINING THE ARMY (CAN'T YOU HERE ME WHISTLE THE THEME OUT OF 'BRIDGE OVER RIVER KWAI'). 11 TOUGH MONTHS (HA! EAT AND PLAY CARDS AND SLEEP AND EAT AND GO TO THE LOO AND SLEEP AND .D - ) BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DEFEND OUR PROUD COUNTRY ! OH MOTHER SVEA FEEL SAFE COZ ODIN YER FAVOURITE GOD IS WATCHING OVER YOU DAY AND NIGHT AND IS ALWAYS WILLING TO RISK HIS LIFE FOR YER SAFETY. - S451 - CHAOS IN A PAIR OF BOOTS - E - (OLD JUNGLE PROVERB) - RUVAN, GLUVAN, RAFSAN OCH JAG D - (HA! I FOOLED YA AGAIN ! COZ YOU THOUGHT RYGAR WOULD WRITE SOMETHING SINCE 'RUUK!' IS 'HI!' ON THE DARK MORBID TONGUE OF MJOD - LBY BUT - NO BANANA ! - ODIN'S STILL HERE. SOME OF THESE WORDS MIGHT BE UNDERSTOOD. THAT HAD SADLY NOT BEEN POSSIBLE ON THE 'MJOD - THE INVADERS ARE HERE - THE SOUND OF ROAMING WAR - I DON'T REALLY CARE - BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE - SHARP SWORDS WILL BE DRAWN - IF THEY MAKE A POTHOLE IN MY LAWN - I - ANYWAY, HIPPADEEDOODAA TO MY FRIENDS CALLED ARROGANCE, STEVEN, MICKE EDLUND, DRAKE, STORMIE, DAMIEN, ANO, EUZKERA, TRACER, JUSTICE, JEDI, TLB. ENJOY THIS DEMO !! ALSO HI TO THE OTHER S451:ERS. HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON.D - THAT IS NOT DEAD WHICH ETERNAL LIE - AND WITHIN STRANGE EONS EVEN DEATH MAY DIE - GOT IT ? LYRICS SO FAR BY ODIN , BUT NOW I THINK SOMEONE OF THE BERGENITES HAVE TO TAKE OVER IF MY 'LYRICAL CENTER' IN THE BRAIN WON'T EXPLODE OF EXHAUSTION. - BYE BYE FROM ODIN. NOW I WILL SLEEP UNTIL DAWN - THEN I'LL MAKE A POTHOLE IN MY LAWN - - TECHNICAL MANOUVER - TRANSFERRING FROM EL ULTIMO TO EL PUKO IN BERGEN: -